iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

(via klainebilius)

This is some false advertising bullshit. I’ve been eating Gushers for years and I have yet to have my head turn into a giant strawberry or bowl of fruit punch when I eat them. I am severely disappointed. 

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)